May 2013
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
everyone grows up and sells out
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“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
“I will kiss your scars as you heal, I will sit by your side and hold your hand....”
– Unknown (via dulcetdecember)
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
“I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...”
– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind)
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“But men approaching still being a social trend is testament to the fact mainstream society still doesn’t even *recognize* female sexuality. They may think it’s fine and embrace it because women are often not thought of as sexual subjects but objects.
Growing up as a girl is intimidating because society doesn’t teach you how to be a sexual being. You often don’t...
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I feel like Cracked is a hit or miss but this completely sums up my feelings towards Men’s Rights Activists.
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